Ryan: [to Gavin] “Are you trying to identify your shadow? Are you Peter Pan?”
Michael: “I don’t know, do you want him to be, Ryan?”
Ryan: “I..Well…I’ve always had a thing for…tights…”
Bonus~ Gavin: “For men in tights?”
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
how to have terrible posture and constantly look tired and indifferent a book written by me