when I see lbs I don’t say pounds in my head I say libs
*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*
remember that time michael and gavin told the story of them being blackout drunk and spinning on the table b/c i do
one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.
stay home from school. save your own life.
when you hear everyone flipping the test page over but you’re still on question 2
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs
Person: Oh my god I love achievement hunter I want to be a part of the team and work there
Same person: yeah but I don’t like Kdin, Jeremy or Matt